Here I am, with a brand new blog with a name (and description) that probably over-emphasizes my dislike of vampire books, and along comes Adam Rex with a new book called Fat Vampire that I'm going to have to read. Rex wrote one of my personal favorite books from the last few years called The True Meaning of Smeckday, which made me laugh so hard sometimes I cried and couldn't breathe. (The only other thing in recent memory to do that to me was the "Hamburger/Accent Lessons" scene from the first Steve Martin "Pink Panther" movie.) So congratulations Mr. Rex, you've ruined me!
I also find the cover hilarious.